Keep Your Peter In Your Pants Already! GAWD!

Here we go again..... Just as the Tiger Woods scandal fades and drips, I mean drops, off the radar... Bret Favre comes along and proves you can't always learn from someone else's mistake.... I was sooooooooooooo sick of hearing about Tiger Woods, so I'll keep this as short as I can.

Infidelity isn't limited to celebs by any means, but the media attention is... (Unless an average, ordinary, everyday spouse goes ape and pulls a Lorena Bobbit or something.) It's recently surfaced that Brett Favre sent a picture of his Peter to a woman via text. One minor problem... Brett's married and the woman on the receiving end of the "sext" wasn't his wife. Naughty Brett, naughty. I guess Brett didn't learn anything from Tiger's public misery.... Forgot about Jude Law getting busted.... Maybe he wanted to be just like popular American Presidents JFK or Bill Clinton?

You're not original there, Brett... Donate a bazillion bucks, volunteer some where to improve something or some one. Why are you going to incriminate yourself by sending a picture of your wenis to some Bimbo? I mean, she knows you've got a wife, how honest do you think she really is? That being said, the pic might not even be Favre, maybe she's just some Ho that randomly picked Brett out of thin air to be her victim. I dunno, do you for sure? How do you know for sure? Have you seen Brett's wee-wee to know whether or not it's his?

Brett's been a regular in the tabloids for the past few years... Retired? Not Retired? Retired? Not Retired? Vikings? Green Bay? Retired? Not Retired? What Team? You know Brett's plight. I know celebs are human, but I think quite a few are pretty dumb to be perfectly honest... Where was his head? (I guess I know that answer.) Nice role model... Just what I want my kids, nieces, nephews etc emulating. Maybe he wanted the cake and to be able to eat it too... Greedy pig... I do feel bad for his wife though, true or not... It must shake her trust a bit... I'd be more than a little crushed.

A Celeb's personal life is really none of my business, it's not yours either. But part of the high amount of $$$$ on a celeb's cheque some how compensates them losing some of their privacy. Because they knew publicity came with the territory it justifies the lack of respect for their privacy? The more scandal, the more $$$$ everyone makes, so they want more pictures, interviews, dirt.... The whole 9 yards. I don't think its right, but what am I gonna do about it? I don't wanna hear it or see it... So maybe this'll be the last time I speak of celebrity crap.... Like I say, it's not my business... (If it was my hubby or family or whatever, I'd be singing a different tune. If I was the skank nut doing the cheating with a married celeb, I should be publicly... maybe spousally humiliated and banished to exile. Homewrecking Whore is the charge.)

If you want to hump like Charlie on Two and a Half Men and are married, GET A DIVORCE!!! Do you really want to ruin your "Street Cred", or career rather, over some fake scuzz face? Do you really want to hurt your wife and have your kids look at you differently? Do the right thing.... Whatever the right thing is for you, just don't cheat... If it's not always about me, it sure isn't always about you...

It's not always about me, therefore it's not always my business... But a word to the wise, if he/she isn't your spouse, and your name is highly recognizable... What ever your it is, KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS!

A few "normal" ones?

While I don't condone celeBRATy worship, there are a few I do quite enjoy. Granted not every celebrity is a celebutard, some actually do good deeds for their community, country and the world. Celebs do charity work and are spokespeople for great causes, so I'll give "props" where due... I also enjoy the Celebs that seem to have a brain in their head and are actually pretty clever and use it in hilarity. (*Crime show narrator voice*) The following are just such examples.

A local Edmonton radio talk show personality, Yukon Jack I find enlightening in a funny sort of way. Yukon is on the Paul Brown Show located at 100.3 on the radio dial. (100.3 The Bear for all those who don't live in Edmonton.) While I find Paul Brown himself vile and disgusting, Yukon Jack has a little rant called "My Big Yap" where he does a two minute blip about something funny going on. Usually I agree what he has to say and 99% of the time, I get a laugh out've what he's got to say. (I started this blog with him in mind, but I'm no where near as quick and witty as he seems to be... In fact, most people would (read my blog or) listen to me once, decide I was too negative, and never read/listen to me again! Yukon Jack seems to have a following, like him or hate him, people listen.)

Dennis Leary is another guy I find to be BRILLIANT in a funny way... "You know shit about shit! AND PULL UP YOUR PANTS!!!!!!" (Sadly, my generation wore their boxers on the outside... Something I also don't understand! When it looks like you're wearing your little brother's pants, because they only come up just below your arse, what's the point of wearing pants? and how the hell is that comfortable???) "Coffee flavored coffee" anyone? (A staple in my morning ritual.) While some think Mr Leary is controversial, I still enjoy his realm of reality.

Russell Peters is another fave. Brings the "ethnic truths" to light. I still enjoyed his skits about his childhood and family. I think most people can relate to his humour as it rings true.... Maybe that's why it's so funny?

Johnny Depp, a lot of people, especially women, like this guy. I enjoy him, not because he's "hot" (to be honest, not my cup of tea, he's not ugly but it's not like I'd pass out because of his resonating beauty.) While he may not be HILARIOUS, I do think he's an honest to God good actor. (He was pretty funny in the Pirates of Caribbean movies though, I'll give him that.) I also like the fact that he seems to stay out of the limelight, lead a normal life and stay out of the tabloids. (I know in the past that wasn't always so.)

I can't think of a single person, with exception of the British Royal (pain in the asses) Family, who didn't like Princess Diana. She is the beacon, in my opinion, of a Celebrity using their power of the media for good instead of evil. She did an enormous amount of charity work and was loved world wide. Even though I do admire her very much, she too was "only human". (One of the best by far.) It was the public's fascination with her and her celebrity that cost her her life 13 years ago as the paparazzi chased her car into that tunnel in France. A real tragedy. Most people can tell you where they were when man kind landed on the moon, where they were when Kennedy was shot and where they were when they found out the sad new about Princess Diana.

It's not always about me, so you can follow and obsess over whomever you'd like. These are just a few celebs I do enjoy, there are a few more but not many. Celebs are just human beings allowed to live and make mistakes just as we are... And for this reason, I would never worship any. Nothing saying you can't enjoy them though!

Celebutards & the DUI's They Love

What the hell is wrong with this picture? Paris Hilton gets popped for a DUI offence, goes to court, gets sentenced and does less time in jail than what she was given. This seemed to spark a celeb craze to follow suit. Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan had their brushes with the law as well. I can't speak with certainty about Britney Spears ever having a DUI problem, just a drug/alcohol/psycho problem. I do know that Lindsay Lohan had her DUI issues though, yet another tidbit I'll be glad to NOT hear about on a daily basis. I know DUI's are nothing new, other celebs in the past have been busted too. (Mel Gibson & Nick Nolte come to mind and I'm sure there are more as well.) Does no one have any good old fashioned common sense anymore? They're celebrities, which presumably means, they have money and friends... Has no one heard of having a Designated Driver? Calling a cab? Hiring a limo/driver?

I reside in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. All I've been hearing, thanks to my sports nut boss and the media here, is about Nikolai Khabibulin's latest arrest, court date and MINIMUM sentence of 30 days in jail.... This for excessive speed and being TWICE the legal limit........ And he's APPEALING the verdict no less. Decades ago, Edmonton dealt with a hockey player who was caught drunk driving.... And he KILLED someone. Granted, MacTavish did his time for his crime and moved on with his life in a productive way.

I guess the point that I'm trying to come to is that if it was a regular Joe Blow from small town Canada/USA/Anywhere, it wouldn't make the news.... Joe Blow would lose his/her licence, pay the fine, and/or do the jail time. I'm tired of Celebutards getting away with EVERYTHING because they're just that. Celebutards. Do you think Paris Hilton learned her lesson? I sure as hell don't. Just this week again she was in the news for Cocaine Possession. Her excuse? "I thought it was gum!" Seriously? Are you THAT stupid???? If you are, never mind rehab, we need to get you on the Brain Transplant list.

It's not always about me... This time I'm glad it's not!